Listen to the grass that's out there blowin'

Look at that tractor just there sittin'

It's my name that the bottle's callin'

Listen to the goddamn song I'm singin'



Drink your wine, listen to the crickets

It's so fine out here in the thickets

Sittin' on a tree stump, that's the ticket, uh-huh



Look at that doggy sittin' on the stairs

Look at that star shinin' way up there

Think of all the things that they're doin' in jail

Think of all the rich ones out on bail



Drink your wine, listen to the crickets

It's so fine out here in the thickets

Sittin' on a tree stump, that's the ticket, uh-huh



Look at the TV, it's all crappy

Look at the bald spot on yer pappy

Listen to his wheatfield out there blowin'

Hope its doin' better than his hair at growin'



Drink your wine, listen to the crickets

It's so fine out here in the thickets

Sittin' on a tree stump, that's the ticket, uh-huh